i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.
Hey! I don't really know what to say here.. My name's Alexandria but people call my Ally. I'm from upstate New York and I'm 17. If you have any questions or need someone to talk to my ask is always open:)<3
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
with great power comes a great electricity bill
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
when will I hit 50k
when will i hit 100k
when u eat 2 socks
that’s like 6 am i good????????? will u people follow me now???????????????????????? will there finally be an asian president?????????????????????????????????
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….
is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?
so the girl way
How about the boy way….
WWHAT AM I
Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…
just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.
SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE
lmfaoo This is entertainment
When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh
bruh thats gay