PeaceLoveHappiness

Hey! I don't really know what to say here.. My name's Alexandria but people call my Ally. I'm from upstate New York and I'm 17. If you have any questions or need someone to talk to my ask is always open:)<3

Insta: allyycook



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what-mom:

i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 40,318 notes

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 200,898 notes

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 281,151 notes

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 281,711 notes

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 43,717 notes

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 533,915 notes

heliolisk:

rowenllbert:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

when will I hit 50k

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follow me

when will i hit 100k

when u eat 2 socks

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that’s like 6 am i good????????? will u people follow me now???????????????????????? will there finally be an asian president?????????????????????????????????

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 52,376 notes
omgbuglen:

al-grave:

Do I have to leave the box?

I was in a box once…

omgbuglen:

al-grave:

Do I have to leave the box?

I was in a box once…

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 380 notes

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 205,525 notes

bbyph4t:

spidermashton:

tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-foxes:

tumbllrisdumb:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

lmfaoo This is entertainment

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elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
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1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,015 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 126,515 notes

lll-komaeda-lll:

deergay:

sonimaeda:

deergay:

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 274,957 notes
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