Hey! I don't really know what to say here.. My name's Alexandria but people call my Ally. I'm from upstate New York and I'm 17. If you have any questions or need someone to talk to my ask is always open:)<3
This is golden.
Twitter niggas love stealin tumblr posts
actually got a laugh out of this one lol.
there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
put her clothes back on
A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal
My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude
every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
being the fat friend like
how i seduce men
What to do when you see your friend texting while driving
his vocal range wild
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy